Нигерийские письма и пр
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lapotЯ временами заглядываю в спам в почте, т.к. иногда туда отфильтровываются нужные и важные письма.
Заодно сегодня обнаружил этот прелестный нигерийский/слоновокостный текст:
Hi I am the only Daughter of my late parents Mr and Mrs Nelson Smith. My father was a highly reputable business magnet who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days. It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on the 12th September 2003. Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who traveled with him at that time. But God knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 6 yrs old, and since then my father took me so special. Before his death on September 2003, he called me and informed me that he has the sum of Five Million, Seven Hundred thousand United State Dollars(USD$5,700,000.00)left in fixed deposit account in one of the leading banks in Africa. He further told me that he deposited the money in my name, and also gave me all the necessary but legal documents to this fund with the bank. I am just 21 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do. Now I want an account overseas where I can transfer this funds and after the transaction I will come and reside permanently in your country till such a time that it will be convenience for me to return back home if I so desire. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. I also want to invest the fund under your care because I am ignorant of business world. I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions: 1. Can you honestly help me from your heart? 2. Can I completely trust you? 3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your account? Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Immediately I confirm your willingness, I will send to you my Picture and also inform you more details involved in this matter. Kind Regards, Miss Monica Smith
Разнообразят репертуар потихоньку, млдцы.
Заодно сегодня обнаружил этот прелестный нигерийский/слоновокостный текст:
Hi I am the only Daughter of my late parents Mr and Mrs Nelson Smith. My father was a highly reputable business magnet who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days. It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on the 12th September 2003. Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who traveled with him at that time. But God knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 6 yrs old, and since then my father took me so special. Before his death on September 2003, he called me and informed me that he has the sum of Five Million, Seven Hundred thousand United State Dollars(USD$5,700,000.00)left in fixed deposit account in one of the leading banks in Africa. He further told me that he deposited the money in my name, and also gave me all the necessary but legal documents to this fund with the bank. I am just 21 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do. Now I want an account overseas where I can transfer this funds and after the transaction I will come and reside permanently in your country till such a time that it will be convenience for me to return back home if I so desire. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. I also want to invest the fund under your care because I am ignorant of business world. I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions: 1. Can you honestly help me from your heart? 2. Can I completely trust you? 3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your account? Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Immediately I confirm your willingness, I will send to you my Picture and also inform you more details involved in this matter. Kind Regards, Miss Monica Smith
Разнообразят репертуар потихоньку, млдцы.
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Date: 2015-11-11 05:44 pm (UTC)Dear Beloved,
My sincere greetings to you, Please permit me to introduce myself, My name is Ainfa Justin Yak, 24years old female (single) originated from Sudan. I appeal to you to exercise a little patience and read through my letter although, we have neither met in person but I decided to contact you personally for a long term business Relationship and investment assistance in your country.
My father Dr. Justin Yak Arop was the former Minister for SPLA Affairs and Special Adviser to President Salva Kiir of South Sudan for Decentralization. My father Dr. Justin Yak and my mother including other top Military officers and top government officials had been on board when the plane crashed on Friday May 02, 2008. My late Father Dr. Justin Yak was an investor, he invested his fund to stock exchange market, Gold storing investment, he was a preference shareholder in Shell Petroleum Company and deals in Real Estate building investment.
I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own sister. Though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well, I will say that my mind convinced me that you are the true person to help me. I want you to stand as my trustee and clear my inheritance fund to your Bank account for investment purpose while I will spend the rest of my life with you after the transfer.
More so, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my uncle has threatened to assassinate me. The amount is $6.5 Million and I have confirmed from the bank. You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country. However, you will help me by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies. It is my intention to compensate you with 25% of the total money for your services while 5% will be for any expense that may occur during the process and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment.
I have no knowledge of international transaction of this nature but it occurred to me that transfer of this type must involve expenditure. As soon as I receive your interest in helping me, I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely by replying to me, Please do keep this only to your self, I beg you not to disclose it till i come over because I am afraid of my wicked uncle who has threatened to kill me.
Sincerely yours Ainfa Justin Yak.
Sorry if you received this letter in your spam, Due to recent
connection error here in the country
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Date: 2015-11-11 05:49 pm (UTC)i mean, Laptya's letter has such blatantly bad grammar. this is actually better!! :-))))
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Date: 2015-11-10 08:30 pm (UTC)Кстати напомнило мне речи принцессы из десткой фэнтэзи книжки. которую я вчера дочитал: "Аlas! my love leave and I am in a great distress!"
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Date: 2015-11-10 09:22 pm (UTC)Но её фото можно погуглить, если хотите.
Правда, в письме она хотела не любви, а сотрудничества в деле оприходования небольшой суммы со счетов покойного мужа.
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Date: 2015-11-10 09:27 pm (UTC)А я зато - бедную сиротку!
Очень трогательно!
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Date: 2015-11-10 11:10 pm (UTC)Плакаю
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Date: 2015-11-11 01:32 am (UTC)Долго ж она собиралась
Date: 2015-11-11 12:52 am (UTC)Грусть-печаль.
ЗЫ Похожее письмо я получил где-то в 2004 - так там хоть было почти всё то же но и "мертвец" был посвежее :)
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Date: 2015-11-11 01:32 am (UTC)Re: Долго ж она собиралась
Date: 2015-11-11 02:00 am (UTC)Мне писали, что "оба погибли одновременно и похоронены счастливо в один день".
Кстати, бабла было побольше - пару десятков лимонов, а не каких-то жалких семь с копейками.
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Date: 2015-11-11 02:13 am (UTC)Re: Долго ж она собиралась
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