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[lapot]

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the world ?"
The survey was a huge failure

In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant,
In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant,
In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant,
In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant,
In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant,
In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant,
And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.

Приятельница-бангладешка подкинула. По-моему, я етот анекдот пару лет назад уже читал, но все равно нравится - люблю корректно-неполиткорретный северо-американский юморок: простенько и со вкусом.

Comments

[svensk-vanja.livejournal.com]

По-моему, так лучше:
...
And in the USA they didn't know what "modesty" meant

и коментам соответствует:)

[lapot.livejournal.com]

(сурово)Нефиг модернизировать!

[svensk-vanja.livejournal.com]

Дык какая ж это модернизация? Тока мох маленько стряхнул